Embrace the randomness

for three weeks i've been dead bored at work, answering phones and whatever~

but today. OHOHOHOHO today was the day!

I picked the phone like always,

Me: Good afternoon, Union city Adult, how can i help you?
Caller: I want to make an appointment
Me: Okay, but there aren't any appointments until September
Caller: but i need to make an appointment for an exam
Me: Exam?
Caller: yes, i need an exam for my colon
Me: *pause* *blinks* *pause* Excuse me? 
Caller: Yes,  i need to make an appointment for a colon examination
Me: *pause* *mouthing words* *blinks* Uhm....
Caller: *dead pause*
Me: *smothering laugh* Uh....you have the wrong number---this is an education office. We make appointments here to sign up for English and Civ---hello?
Caller: *had hung up before i could finish* *dial tone*


now, you can just imagine the look on my face during that conversation---i thought it might had been a prank call, but it sounded like an old woman~and i highly doubt she would make a crack call about her colon

Colon exam~~not exactly the way i wanted to remember my first summer job ^//////^